"Honey honey I had a bad dweam where are you :c"
"I’m here sweetheart, I’m here<3 come curl up in my arms, angel, let me chase away the bad dreams<3"
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Yeah this is all fun and games until some stranger on the internet tells you he wants to fuck your armpit
It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
That was the most amazing thing ever and I’m so happy :3 I can’t help but get the biggest smile on my face every time aihwnsbwksbbek ahh!
I don’t Skype with anons….
So I’m Skyping with my best friend and I’m wearing a sweater that falls off my shoulder a little bit like this
and my mother comes into my room to tell me she’s going out and told me to pull up my sweater back on my shoulder about 3 times.
I think she thought I was trying to seduce my friend.
YES MOTHER I AM SITTING HERE HORKING DOWN PIZZA AND TALKING WITH MY MOUTH FULL OF PIZZA BUT YES THE FACT THAT MY SWEATER SLIGHTLY FALLS OFF MY SHOULDER IS WHAT’S WRONG YEAH HE’LL DEFINITELY BE GETTING A BONER